This will be a long an obnoxious story that leads up to me (as in my physical body) being clipped by an asshole driver in a parking lot. Read more if you want to know.

So, I slept like shit last night. I MAY have fallen asleep around 1am. I wake up at 3:45am for work. Needless to say I was cranky.

Got to work, the usual office politics crap went on, and I got the hell out of there as soon as possible. I’ve already clocked over 40 hours this week and I am working Sunday. So… there will be a LOT of hours and overtime that I won’t be getting paid for.

I come home, see Katie off to work and I go get some food and other stuff for the apartment. I got paid today, WOOT, so I can actually have good food in the house.

As I’m leaving Target, I walk my cart to the cart drop off thingy and there is a lady who is about 374642 years old and her great great great grand daughter and her kid standing right in front of the cart thing. I’m not in a hurry so I’m just chillin. All of a sudden this dumb ass CUNT comes SPEEDING by us and swerves when she gets to me and CLIPS my hip with her side view mirror. So, obviously, I yell “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!” The ancient lady and her family look at me like I’m a horrible bitch, and the driver mean mugs me and speeds off.

Seriously?!?!?!?!?!?!

People in this area are speed demons and we have had multiple deaths due to hit and runs recently and it’s sick.

So, I bought beer. I’m watching TV. And I plan on sleeping away the rest of the afternoon. At least I can’t get run over by any bitches while asleep in my 2nd floor apartment.

And to anyone who actually read this whole thing, I love you. Let’s be best friends.